拖延大师Master of Procrastination

每天早晨都要被老婆唱着

“起床，起床，起床床！起床，起床，起床床！”

然后跳下床穿好衣服洗漱好，总时间不超过3分钟

Every morning, my wife sings,

'Get up, get up, get up now! Get up, get up, get up now!'

Then I jump out of bed, get dressed, and finish washing up in no more than 3 minutes.

背锅大侠

Hero Who Takes the Blame

不背锅怎么得到成长，能主动背锅并且不甩锅。

One cannot grow without taking responsibility. To grow, one must be willing to take the blame and not pass it on to others.

马桶哲学家 - 在厕所里待了半小时以上思考人生。

Toilet Philosopher - Spent over half an hour in the bathroom contemplating life.

聊天终结者 - 用一句话成功终结一场尴尬的对话。

“你先听我说”

Conversation Killer - Ended an awkward conversation with just one sentence.

“listen to me first”

甩锅人 - 完美地将所有责任推给了不在场的同事。

“这件事我得和小陆了解一下”

Blame Dodger - Successfully dodged the blame and passed it on.

“Lu and i will take a look at it ”

熬夜冠军 - 一夜没睡但依然神采奕奕。

“老板，来6罐红牛谢谢”

All-Nighter Champ - Pulled an all-nighter but still managed to look fresh.

“Hey boss, grab me six cans of Red Bull. Thanks!”

假笑王 - 在不喜欢的社交场合，成功维持了一天的假笑。

“是是是，对对对，真不错，蛮好的”

Fake Smile Master - Kept a fake smile on your face the entire time you didn’t want to be at.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right. Really good, pretty nice：）”

透明员工 - 一天内没人发现你来过办公室。

“办公室男的都出去干活了，姐妹们”

Office Ghost - Never makes a sound in the office.

“The guys in the office have all gone out, ladies!”

邮件战士 - 在一天内发了100封邮件给不同的客户

“尊敬的客户您好”

Email Warrior - Sent 100 emails to different clients in one day

“I hope this email finds you well”

加班狂魔 - 故意留下加班只为避开下班高峰期。

“我一会锁门”

Overtime Ninja - Stayed late just to outsmart the rush hour.

"I’ll lock up in a bit"

咖啡大咖 - 一天喝掉超过五杯咖啡。

“我的果味速溶咖啡呢”

Coffee Guru - Drinks more than five cups of coffee a day.

"Where’s my fruity instant coffee?"